Shaqâ€™s retirement has been hilarious so far.
He should have retired sooner, so more of these stories would have come out about goons, cheating and mischief.Â The latest was unearth by Deadspin.
While trying to kick game to a reporter he might have gotten his buddy D Wade in trouble with his lady.
Shaq: Sesslie aintdat fine whts robins last name
Samuels: You are so wrong! Robinne Lee_sheâ€™s on Tyler Perryâ€™s show sometimes. Do you know Lauren London_I donâ€™t_but I know James Lassiter knows how to reach her. You ever dealt with her_is she cool? Sharon Leal??
Robinne Lee, who, yes, is on Tyler Perryâ€™s show sometimes, is second from the right in the above image. Sharon Leal, who has also appeared in several Tyler Perry productions, is at far right. They are both quite fetching, and in a warmer way than Lopez.
But Shaq wonâ€™t have any of that, either!
Shaq:Loren is d wadeâ€™s girl im not wrong sesslie aint my type u r
Samuels: What about Gabrielle and Dwyane?
Shaq: He gottem all I want u or rihanna
Samuels: Rihanna is too young_19â€” she is just legal and you know Iâ€™m very chatty and you said you didnâ€™t like that!!!!!
Shaqâ€™s spelling in his emails is atrocious. I know I am not the best speller, but sometimes it is hard to keep up with what he is saying.
Unlike Kobe who dry snitched to the police, Shaqâ€™s offense isnâ€™t as bad, but you should never put that type of stuff in writing because it can always come back to haunt you.
Hopefully Wade will just use the Eddie Murphy defense.
It wasnt me.